My Life is Fabulous

Arsinoe, posting false rumors about me will not make Alceste hate me. You’re just jealous that Alceste picked me over you. Being so childish will most definitely not make him love YOU, Arsinoe, and the faster you get that through your head, the faster we can go back to being friends. I’ve had enough of this for one night and will not be treated in the way you are treating me. It’s not my fault all the guys like me! Do you think I like the fact that Alceste is always so paranoid about me being with someone else? No! I would much appreciate it if you would quit being so rude and such a prude. Now, I recommend that you begin acting like the 20 year old woman that you are.

Me and my best friend having a nice day out and about in the city! It seems like it was just yesterday that she wasn’t trying to steal my beloved Alceste…

I had dinner with Alceste at the cutest little restaurant the other night! His “passion for me is indeed unequaled!”

Doesn’t this just make you want to go out and dance? My, “Here ‘s sweetness truly, and I like it much.”

Oh my gosh, look at this wonderful gown I found! Looks like I found my new dress for lunch on Sunday!

To all my dear acquaintances, do you know what is going on in our country? I may seem like a dumb bimbo that knows nothing, but this article has very much to do with me, and I guess all of you, as well. Please read this, but I must beg of all of you, “Do not be angry; but go at once and see what all this means.”

twiceascleverhalfasflirty:

Jackie Kennedy is my personal role model. Her class and timeless elegance seem to carry on a legacy even after her passing. She radiates everything that I pride myself on being! Though my dear friend Celimene is more influenced by Marilyn Monroe. She was also known for being with tons of men and was a sex symbol throughout the 1950’s.

In a world of Marilyn’s I choose to be a Jackie.

Are you implying what I think you’re implying? How dare you? “What does this outburst mean? Will you please explain? Han you, by any chance, gone quite insane?”

arsinoeofhighmorality:

Celimene, I think I have found the man who could match your charm and flirtatiousness, not to mention your ability to lead people on. This is the man who could break YOUR heart instead of you breaking his. I wonder what would happen if you and this man met…Surely it would produce some outcome all of Paris would be talking about, for “your behavior, madam, is misleading…it makes a bad impression, giving rise to ugly gossip and obscene surmise.”

My dear Arsinoe, since you felt I must meet him so badly I took your advice and went on a date with him. “Yes he ‘s a wonderful talker, who has the art of telling you nothing in a great harangue. There ‘s never any point to what ne says; ‘t is only noise to which we listen.” He was a horribly uninteresting, but quite charming at the same time.

OMG, guys this is like the story of my life. I mean, “is it my fault that all these men purse me? Am I to blame if they’re attracted to me? and when they gently beg an audience, Ought I to take a stick and drive them hence?”

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My Life is Fabulous

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